The Game
Little St. Jeff's: No Comment
The game where the only winning move is to say nothing. Coming soon.
A FICTIONAL SATIRE | NOT A REAL GATHERING · MADE WITH AI
What you will do
Redact everything
Black bars are your best friend. Cover the page before the page covers you.
Dodge the subpoena
Lawyers, yachts and very long lunches. Every second you are unavailable for comment is a point.
Lose the manifest
Passenger lists have a way of going missing. Make sure yours does.
Say nothing
Every answer costs you. Every "no comment" is a power-up.
COMING SOON
Platforms, release date and trailer: classified. For now.