Independent satire runs on fuel. Pick an amount, pick a rail.
A FICTIONAL SATIRE | NOT A REAL GATHERING · MADE WITH AI
Absolutely not hush money
1 · Pick an amount
Your support
Any amount from 1 to 100,000. No tiers, no perks, no executive-producer credit. Just fuel.
2 · Pay by card
Card, Apple Pay and Google Pay are on the way. Crypto works today, so pick it below.
3 · Or pay in crypto
USDT and USDC are dollar stablecoins: roughly one token per US dollar, so $36 is about 36 tokens. Pick the network your wallet or exchange supports. Fees differ a lot, and Ethereum is usually the most expensive. Any amount is welcome.
Double-check every address
Scammers use address poisoning: they send you a tiny transaction from an address that looks almost like a real one, hoping you’ll copy it from your wallet history later. Always copy the address from this page, never from your transaction history, and compare the first and last six characters before you send.
We will never DM you an address, ask you to “verify” a wallet, run a giveaway, or promise anything in return. Addresses on this page change only through reviewed code. If one ever looks different from what you saw before, stop and contact us.
USDTTether
EthereumERC-20
Send only USDT on Ethereum (ERC-20) to the address that will appear here. Anything else, or any other network, is lost for good.
Address coming soon
Receive addresses are published here only after they pass code review. Until one appears on this page, please don’t send USDT anywhere — including to anyone who offers you an address “early”.
TronTRC-20
Send only USDT on Tron (TRC-20) to the address that will appear here. Anything else, or any other network, is lost for good.
Address coming soon
Receive addresses are published here only after they pass code review. Until one appears on this page, please don’t send USDT anywhere — including to anyone who offers you an address “early”.
SolanaSPL
Send only USDT on Solana (SPL) to the address that will appear here. Anything else, or any other network, is lost for good.
Address coming soon
Receive addresses are published here only after they pass code review. Until one appears on this page, please don’t send USDT anywhere — including to anyone who offers you an address “early”.
USDCUSD Coin
EthereumERC-20
Send only USDC on Ethereum (ERC-20) to the address that will appear here. Anything else, or any other network, is lost for good.
Address coming soon
Receive addresses are published here only after they pass code review. Until one appears on this page, please don’t send USDC anywhere — including to anyone who offers you an address “early”.
Base
Send only USDC on Base to the address that will appear here. Anything else, or any other network, is lost for good.
Address coming soon
Receive addresses are published here only after they pass code review. Until one appears on this page, please don’t send USDC anywhere — including to anyone who offers you an address “early”.
SolanaSPL
Send only USDC on Solana (SPL) to the address that will appear here. Anything else, or any other network, is lost for good.
Address coming soon
Receive addresses are published here only after they pass code review. Until one appears on this page, please don’t send USDC anywhere — including to anyone who offers you an address “early”.
BTCBitcoin
Bitcoin
Send only BTC on Bitcoin to the address that will appear here. Anything else, or any other network, is lost for good.
Address coming soon
Receive addresses are published here only after they pass code review. Until one appears on this page, please don’t send BTC anywhere — including to anyone who offers you an address “early”.
ETHEther
Ethereum
Send only ETH on Ethereum to the address that will appear here. Anything else, or any other network, is lost for good.
Address coming soon
Receive addresses are published here only after they pass code review. Until one appears on this page, please don’t send ETH anywhere — including to anyone who offers you an address “early”.
The honest version
Independent production
No studio, no network, no sponsor reading the scripts first. Supporters fund the show.
No perks
No tiers, no merch, no “executive producer” credit, no seat on the jet. You get a show that answers to nobody but its audience and its lawyers.
Where it goes
Animation, voice work, legal review and keeping the production online. That’s the whole list.
Not tax-deductible
Support payments are not tax-deductible unless this page explicitly says otherwise. Right now, it doesn’t.
Crypto is final
Blockchain transfers are public and can’t be reversed. Send only what you’re happy to give, on the network shown on the card.