Privacy
Privacy policy
Short version: we don’t track you.
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The short version
- No cookies. This site doesn’t set any.
- No analytics. No Google Analytics, no pixels, no heatmaps, no “anonymous” trackers.
- No accounts. There is nothing to sign up for and nothing to log in to.
- No forms. No comment boxes, newsletters or contact forms collecting your details.
- No third-party embeds. Fonts, images and video are served from our own hosting, not from Google, YouTube or social networks.
What our host sees
The site is a set of static files served by Cloudflare. Like every web host, Cloudflare processes basic technical data when you load a page — your IP address, browser type, the page requested and the time — so it can deliver the page and protect the site from attacks and abusive bots. These are ordinary server and security logs.
We don’t add tracking on top of that, we don’t combine those logs with anything else, and we don’t sell or share them. We look at them only to keep the site running and secure. Cloudflare’s own handling is described in itsprivacy policy (opens in a new tab).
Video and images
Episodes, the trailer and artwork are delivered from our own media storage. If an episode is published on an outside platform, we link to it rather than embedding it, so that platform only learns about you if you choose to click through.
Support payments
If you support the project in crypto (USDT, USDC, BTC or ETH), the transfer goes straight from your wallet to ours on a public blockchain. The site never sees your wallet, keys or balance, and makes no blockchain requests on your behalf. Blockchain transactions are public and permanent by design — anyone can look them up. We don’t try to identify supporters.
Card, Apple Pay and Google Pay payments, once they are switched on, are handled entirely on the payment provider’s own checkout page. The amount you pick on the support page stays in your browser; if the provider supports it, it is added to the link you click, and nothing else is sent. Your card details go to the provider only. This site never sees or stores them, and the provider’s own privacy policy applies from the moment you leave.
If you email us
We receive your email address and whatever you choose to write. We use it to reply, keep it only as long as the conversation needs, and never add you to a mailing list.
Your rights
Depending on where you live (for example under the GDPR, UK GDPR or California law) you can ask what personal data we hold about you, and ask us to correct or delete it. In practice the only personal data we could hold is an email you sent us. Ask, and we’ll tell you — or delete it.
Changes
If anything here changes — for example if we ever add a feature that needs your data — we’ll update this page first and change the date at the top.
Contact
A contact address is coming soon. See the contact page for updates.