The Gift Shop
Exit through the gift shop.
First-class satire. Carry-on-sized ego.
A FICTIONAL SATIRE | NOT A REAL GATHERING · MADE WITH AI
Department of unnecessary essentials
The duck has taste.
The shop has paperwork.
We’re developing Little St. Jeff’s merchandise. The ideas below are concepts, not products available to order. Details will appear here when the shop is ready.
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Chief of merchandising. Zero qualifications.On the drawing board
Concept preview · In development
Apparel concepts
Wear the disclaimer.
For people whose outfit also needs a footnote.
Poster concepts
Frame the chaos.
A little commentary for the wall. The wall has declined to comment.
Desk accessory concepts
Desk. Classified.
Production-desk ideas. Absolutely no diplomatic immunity included.
This preview accepts no orders or payments. Product availability, prices, shipping and return terms will be published before sales begin.